sorry:

Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead



disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about



girlfights:

timeout, i gotta pull my pants up



iwantyoureffingtatertots:

I need someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 2 in the morning and will tell me their favorite songs and their family problems and how they think the earth was made



shmoo06:

Paget Brewster on Hollywood Game Night



vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

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